Teacher: "All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up." All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya. Teacher: "Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?" Sharanya: "Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school."
Mother: How was school today, Lata?Lata: OK, but our teacher doesn’t really know how to teach.Mother: What makes you think that?Lata: Well, today he told us that four and four makes eight.Mother: That’s right, dear.Lata: But yesterday he said that six and two makes eight!
"Give me a sentence about a public servant", said the mother helping at home. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The mother took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure", said the young kid confidently. "It means 'carrying a child'."