Jokes for Kids

Jokes for Kids

Join our laughter club. Jokes for kids and children of all ages. Full of clean, funny kids jokes and childish humor suitable for use in a classroom. And send us your contributions..

Charlie: Mom, remember how you always worried…

Charlie: Mom, remember how you always worried that I'd break your best teacups if I played with them? Mom: Yes, I remember. Charlie: Well, your worries are over.

Boy: My grandad is still living at 103….

Boy: My grandad is still living at 103. Man: Amazing, 103 years old! Boy: No, 103 High Street!

A heart patient while being moved to hospital…

A heart patient while being moved to hospital Intensive Care Unit, asked the ambulance driver, "Sir, Is this a round trip or a one way trip?"

Shruti: “What did the hotel manager say…

Shruti: "What did the hotel manager say to the elephant when he could not pay his bill? Mehgna: He said, "Pack your trunk and get out."

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner…

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Parth's house, use your knife and fork properly.Dhruv: Mummy, is it necessary that I use a knife and fork?Mother: Of course you must!Dhruv: But the soup will never stay on them!

Rahul: Do you know which queen had the largest…

Rahul: Do you know which queen had the largest crown? Varun: Of course I do. Rahul: Then tell me who? Varun: The one with the largest head!

Teacher: Why are you so late?

Teacher: Why are you so late? Boy: I dreamt that I was at a football match and it ran into extra time, so I had to stay to the end.

Teacher: “All those who wish to go to heaven…

Teacher: "All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up." All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya. Teacher: "Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?" Sharanya: "Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school."

Mother: How was school today, Lata?

Mother: How was school today, Lata?Lata: OK, but our teacher doesn’t really know how to teach.Mother: What makes you think that?Lata: Well, today he told us that four and four makes eight.Mother: That’s right, dear.Lata: But yesterday he said that six and two makes eight!

“Give me a sentence about a public servant”…

"Give me a sentence about a public servant", said the mother helping at home. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The mother took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure", said the young kid confidently. "It means 'carrying a child'."