Fun Stuff for Kids

This section is packed with jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and limericks for children - all accompanied by pictures that are guaranteed to make you rumble with laughter.

Teacher: Why are you so late?

Teacher: Why are you so late? Boy: I dreamt that I was at a football match and it ran into extra time, so I had to stay to the end.

Teacher: “All those who wish to go to heaven…

Teacher: "All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up." All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya. Teacher: "Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?" Sharanya: "Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go...

Mother: How was school today, Lata?

Mother: How was school today, Lata?Lata: OK, but our teacher doesn’t really know how to teach.Mother: What makes you think that?Lata: Well, today he told us that four and four makes eight.Mother: That’s right, dear.Lata: But yesterday he said that six and two makes...

Sometimes double rainbows can form. In a…

Sometimes double rainbows can form. In a single rainbow, red is always at the top and violet at the bottom. In the second fainter bow, the colours are always the other way round.

The huge flightless emus of Australia’s…

The huge flightless emus of Australia's scrubland may roam hundreds of kilometres in a year in search of food and water. In 1932, both farmers and the Royal Australian Artillery had to battle about 20,000 emus which were attacking crops. Eventually, a barrier fence...

“Give me a sentence about a public servant”…

"Give me a sentence about a public servant", said the mother helping at home. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The mother took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked....

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