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Jai: I've got such a bad headache. Nitya: I know ...

Fri, 24 Dec 2004 01:35:11 +0000

First dog: I ate a roll of movie film for my lunch...

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 08:01:24 +0000

A baby mouse saw a bat for the first time. He ran ...

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 10:03:01 +0000

Greengrocer: Aren't these apples lovely and rosy? ...

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 08:52:00 +0000

Ritesh: It's gone very quiet in the lounge. Saket...

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 00:22:47 +0000

Charlie: Mom, remember how you always worried that...

Fri, 17 Dec 2004 13:36:30 +0000

Boy: My grandad is still living at 103. Man: Amaz...

Mon, 13 Dec 2004 05:24:54 +0000

A heart patient while being moved to hospital Inte...

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 10:23:45 +0000

Shruti: 'What did the hotel manager say to the ele...

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 01:57:38 +0000

Mother: Now, Dhruv, when you go for dinner at Part...

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 09:39:30 +0000

Rahul: Do you know which queen had the largest cro...

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:20:01 +0000

Teacher: Why are you so late? Boy: I dreamt that ...

Tue, 30 Nov 2004 00:08:04 +0000

Teacher: 'All those who wish to go to heaven, put ...

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 07:50:25 +0000

Mother: How was school today, Lata?Lata: OK, but o...

Tue, 23 Nov 2004 17:52:41 +0000

'Give me a sentence about a public servant', said ...

Thu, 18 Nov 2004 15:45:39 +0000

'Help, Help. My baby's fallen down the well.' 'Ho...

Mon, 15 Nov 2004 05:59:22 +0000

Can you name the three most important inventions t...

Wed, 10 Nov 2004 01:35:34 +0000

A worried passenger asked the ship's captain: Do s...

Tue, 09 Nov 2004 07:34:03 +0000

Gajram: How did you like the parrot I sent you? S...

Mon, 08 Nov 2004 06:46:12 +0000

Come on, Surabhi, eat your spinach- it'll put colo...

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 18:41:45 +0000

Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You served...

Sat, 30 Oct 2004 00:15:53 +0000

Patient: Oh, I'm really nervous about my heart ope...

Mon, 25 Oct 2004 22:54:56 +0000

Bhawana: My Dad beats me every morning. Rakhi: Oh...

Thu, 21 Oct 2004 02:14:40 +0000

Investigator: 'Are you a natural-born citizen of t...

Wed, 20 Oct 2004 10:44:14 +0000

Father: When I was your age I could name all the P...

Sat, 16 Oct 2004 14:08:20 +0000

Karan: What's the best way to start the day? Paru...

Sat, 16 Oct 2004 11:30:24 +0000

Guddo: What’s the date?Chotu: I don’t know, look a...

Thu, 14 Oct 2004 06:03:56 +0000

Mitra: Why is your dog running around in circles? ...

Tue, 12 Oct 2004 22:29:52 +0000

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get of...

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 09:52:46 +0000

Father to son: If I give you two cats and four dog...

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 19:19:46 +0000

Geet: What position do you think I play in the foo...

Fri, 08 Oct 2004 05:03:49 +0000

Husband: This meal's half cold. Wife: Well, eat t...

Wed, 06 Oct 2004 18:32:49 +0000

What did the boy bat say to the girl bat? I'm abs...

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 16:48:30 +0000

A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo. 'Here...

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 07:58:02 +0000

Diner: Do you serve lamb?Waiter: I'm sorry, sir, w...

Wed, 29 Sep 2004 17:40:32 +0000

Father: Son you had promised to behave yourself at...

Wed, 22 Sep 2004 11:01:46 +0000

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a ne...

Tue, 21 Sep 2004 11:50:37 +0000

Two school children were talking at breaktime: Me...

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 07:21:16 +0000

Ronit: Do you want to come to a party tonight? Raj...

Fri, 17 Sep 2004 06:30:44 +0000

What did the math book say to the story book? I h...

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 18:55:48 +0000

Manoj: 'I always see you with a middle parting in ...

Wed, 08 Sep 2004 13:25:28 +0000

Did you hear about the little boy whose nose was 1...

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 14:55:24 +0000

Karan: What's the difference between a mouse and a...

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 00:48:35 +0000

Aditi: Polu the painter is in trouble for signing ...

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 08:46:02 +0000

Patient: I've had this bad cough all week and it s...

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 13:16:10 +0000

New tenant to landlord: 'Do these stairs take you ...

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 21:15:15 +0000

Girl: That cow is a lovely colour. Farmer: Yes, i...

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 10:12:11 +0000

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner but he doesn...

Sun, 15 Aug 2004 00:59:48 +0000

Anand: Calculators are a man's best friend. Jay: ...

Sat, 07 Aug 2004 18:22:09 +0000

Neighbour: Do you say your prayers every night, Ra...

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 19:21:07 +0000

Joan: Daddy, Father Conran says we are here to hel...

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 14:10:07 +0000

Why did Krishnan give one of the new boys next doo...

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 14:08:59 +0000

Man in hotel room: I think I'll take a shower. Wi...

Tue, 03 Aug 2004 05:18:40 +0000

Arvind: How do you manage to catch fish at night? ...

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 08:44:09 +0000

Monica: Has your sister had her baby yet?Ruchika: ...

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 20:09:17 +0000

'Aren't you the brave young man who tried to save ...

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 23:56:15 +0000

Nippy: I was in hot water last night. Annu: It do...

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 06:44:48 +0000

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers:. 'Please Go...

Wed, 14 Jul 2004 07:53:35 +0000

'I have read your essay about your house,' scowled...

Fri, 09 Jul 2004 00:55:19 +0000

I stayed on a farm and one day a chicken died. So ...

Sun, 04 Jul 2004 04:34:42 +0000

How did the firefly feel after flying into the fan...

Sat, 03 Jul 2004 15:15:47 +0000

Rina: How many children have you got?Ameena: Two b...

Tue, 29 Jun 2004 02:54:09 +0000

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what...

Mon, 28 Jun 2004 20:51:33 +0000

Maya had just got a new telephone connection. But ...

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 12:24:33 +0000

Father to six year old son: A big boy like you sho...

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 16:06:09 +0000

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You ste...

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 15:05:45 +0000

What did the traffic light say to the driver? Don'...

Mon, 14 Jun 2004 06:13:11 +0000

Baby Camel: Mum, why do we have such a huge hump? ...

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:44:55 +0000

Anshu: 'Doctor, I always feel dizzy for half an ho...

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 16:29:39 +0000

Visitor: What are you going to be when you grow up...

Thu, 03 Jun 2004 22:45:22 +0000

Regular diner to waiter: 'Waiter, this piece of fi...

Tue, 01 Jun 2004 18:20:40 +0000

Parul: How did you get that black eye? Pranav: The...

Fri, 28 May 2004 04:46:02 +0000

What kind of bees do you find in a graveyard? Zom...

Sat, 22 May 2004 08:55:45 +0000

Eric: Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Der...

Thu, 20 May 2004 07:09:23 +0000

Husband: 'Neither the chicken nor the cake is cook...

Tue, 18 May 2004 19:48:28 +0000

Little boy: My daddy's a Branch Manager. Old lady...

Mon, 17 May 2004 23:40:00 +0000

School Doctor: Do you ever have trouble with your ...

Sun, 16 May 2004 18:22:36 +0000

Lady: Your boots look quite worn out. Tramp: Worn...

Tue, 11 May 2004 14:12:55 +0000

Secretary: I'm afraid the manager won't be able to...

Sat, 08 May 2004 13:21:47 +0000

Where did Dr. Jekyll find his best friend? In Hyde...

Fri, 07 May 2004 15:10:21 +0000

Nitya: My car has concealed headlights and an S-sh...

Wed, 28 Apr 2004 10:27:27 +0000

Man: I need a holiday, the pressure is beginning t...

Mon, 26 Apr 2004 08:43:08 +0000

Customer: How much are the birds for?Girl in the p...

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 12:17:44 +0000

One day, a hungry and sad-looking man walked into ...

Sun, 25 Apr 2004 10:21:10 +0000

Teacher: Can I have your homework, Sumangal? Suma...

Tue, 20 Apr 2004 02:57:55 +0000

Son: 'Father, I want to talk to you about changing...

Thu, 15 Apr 2004 11:33:30 +0000

What kind of a car does an egg drive? A Yolkswago...

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 16:05:32 +0000

Church minister: Do you say a little prayer before...

Mon, 12 Apr 2004 10:19:14 +0000

Diner: Waiter, I asked for a meat salad, there's n...

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 17:19:54 +0000

Meeta: My auntie thinks I'm a piece of fruit. Nid...

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 22:50:24 +0000

A panicked passenger in the Titanic: Captain, How...

Fri, 09 Apr 2004 17:56:40 +0000

Old Sailor: Once, when I was shipwrecked, I had to...

Tue, 06 Apr 2004 20:48:24 +0000

Gaurav: I'm reading a very stirring book at the mo...

Wed, 31 Mar 2004 07:02:10 +0000

What did the pig say when the man got him by the t...

Tue, 30 Mar 2004 08:33:11 +0000

Man: I hate paying taxes. Lady: A good citizen sh...

Sat, 27 Mar 2004 01:42:16 +0000

A man visited his doctor with a broken leg. He ask...

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 16:25:41 +0000

Subramaniam: 'How much after midnight is it?' Ven...

Fri, 26 Mar 2004 00:14:18 +0000

Teacher to pupil: Why are you only wearing one glo...

Tue, 23 Mar 2004 04:51:33 +0000

Gappu: Ha, ha! Nippi: What's so funny? Gappu: Well...

Wed, 10 Mar 2004 03:15:54 +0000

Rishi: Two from five equals one. Teacher: Now you...

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 19:41:29 +0000

Teacher : Why is the sky so high? Student: So tha...

Mon, 08 Mar 2004 15:11:19 +0000

Q: What did the tablecloth say to the table? A: D...

Wed, 03 Mar 2004 23:20:52 +0000

Q: Why did the show-off throw a bucket of water ou...

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 03:39:51 +0000

Tara: 'How would you describe a lazy bones?' Ajay...

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 14:11:14 +0000

Teacher: Your handwriting is dreadful, Kamal. You ...

Fri, 27 Feb 2004 20:09:22 +0000

Little girl: We're going to name my new baby broth...

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 12:54:03 +0000

Sujata: I want to see that new film in town, but I...

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 21:39:29 +0000

Pawan: What would you like to drink? Shikha: Ale, ...

Thu, 19 Feb 2004 12:20:32 +0000

Landlady: I charge Rs.100 a night, Rs.50, if you m...

Wed, 18 Feb 2004 07:50:37 +0000

In one scene of a film, an actor had to act out a ...

Tue, 17 Feb 2004 10:29:33 +0000

Teacher: There is no difficulty in the world we ca...

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 20:58:57 +0000

At the recent Olympics, a man was walking throught...

Thu, 12 Feb 2004 01:46:25 +0000

John is teaching his parrot to talk. 'Repeat afte...

Wed, 11 Feb 2004 05:11:49 +0000

Ravi: Manoj, the doctor is here. Do you want to se...

Sun, 08 Feb 2004 11:20:52 +0000

Akshay: 'Can you tell me where a sheep gets its ha...

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 04:06:43 +0000

Agent: So you're a four-piece band, are you? Musi...

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 02:04:27 +0000

Esha: An apple comes under fruit, a cauliflower co...

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 22:21:35 +0000

The sign in front of the cemetery read: Because of...

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 10:30:15 +0000

Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bell. Doct...

Thu, 29 Jan 2004 22:20:27 +0000

Sanju: My brother walked over water the other day....

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 02:13:02 +0000

Schoolgirl: Do you think anyone can predict the fu...

Sat, 24 Jan 2004 16:35:51 +0000

Pinku: My dad says I've got to go out and earn my ...

Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:51:51 +0000

Examining a check presented to him by a woman for ...

Tue, 13 Jan 2004 04:16:09 +0000

Kishor: Swimming is very slimming, you know. Kani...

Mon, 12 Jan 2004 03:37:49 +0000

When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-af...

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 23:49:53 +0000

A man and his dog sat in a movie hall, both enjoyi...

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 23:41:31 +0000

'Is ink very expensive, Dad?' 'No, son, what make...

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 20:14:18 +0000

Doctor to patient: You're suffering from loss of m...

Fri, 02 Jan 2004 14:37:24 +0000

Q: Why did the moron take a bicycle to bed?
...

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 08:30:10 +0000

'The school is on fire!' shouted a passing motori...

Tue, 09 Dec 2003 09:14:47 +0000

Nit: Haven't I seen your face somewhere else? Wit...

Thu, 23 Oct 2003 14:36:53 +0000

Chemistry teacher: Can anyone name a deadly poison...

Sun, 19 Oct 2003 01:41:51 +0000

Lipi: I've changed my mind. Nita: Thank goodness....

Fri, 10 Oct 2003 17:47:48 +0000

First thief: Quick, the police is coming -- jump o...

Sat, 20 Sep 2003 00:49:26 +0000

The sunday school teacher asked softly: 'Who led t...

Fri, 29 Aug 2003 17:07:06 +0000

Teacher: If you had Rs. 50 and you asked your fath...

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 18:58:40 +0000

The teacher examined the geometry papers of the 10...

Sat, 24 May 2003 16:40:08 +0000

Nitish: Is your house warm? Sheena: It should be....

Wed, 21 May 2003 10:48:54 +0000

Chintoo's mother told him to get out of the house ...

Sun, 11 May 2003 15:54:32 +0000

Son: 'Dad, give me twenty-five paise.' Father: 'S...

Fri, 14 Mar 2003 18:35:18 +0000

Mother: 'Why so low marks.' Sonu: 'This is the hi...

Tue, 04 Feb 2003 04:17:07 +0000

Teacher: 'Have any of your childhood hopes been re...

Tue, 28 Jan 2003 10:06:58 +0000

Anita What are you doing? Raghav: I've just paint...

Thu, 23 Jan 2003 19:54:12 +0000

Q: Why are fish well educated? A: Because they tr...

Mon, 23 Dec 2002 02:04:02 +0000

Q: What has one horn and gives milk? A: A milk lo...

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 20:33:34 +0000

Before the test began, Ravi raised his hand. 'Yes...

Mon, 16 Dec 2002 16:04:12 +0000

Priya: Can you tell why two elephants cannot swim ...

Sat, 14 Dec 2002 17:49:17 +0000

Prashant: I see you are invited to Chunchun's part...

Fri, 22 Nov 2002 02:46:26 +0000

Q: Why did the apple cry? A: Because his mother i...

Mon, 04 Nov 2002 04:31:34 +0000

Mohit: What kind of dog is that? Nitin: It's a po...

Thu, 24 Oct 2002 20:48:27 +0000

Father: I see from your school report that you are...

Sun, 20 Oct 2002 18:14:50 +0000

A man walks into a pet shop and selects a dog. The...

Wed, 16 Oct 2002 10:47:51 +0000

Rajesh, who lives in the city, asks a farmer: 'Why...

Sat, 12 Oct 2002 03:07:22 +0000

Principal: 'Why are you late to school this mornin...

Sat, 29 Jun 2002 18:39:38 +0000

Saurbh: Why are you standing in a tub of water? A...

Fri, 14 Jun 2002 22:40:22 +0000

Q: What is an elephant's favourite game? A: Squas...

Fri, 24 May 2002 23:42:22 +0000

Suresh: It is amazing. How can you make so many mi...

Mon, 06 May 2002 07:41:50 +0000

Tapan: Tell me, do mountains have ears? Amit: Of ...

Sun, 07 Apr 2002 15:27:10 +0000

Manoj: Can you tell me why it rains? Father: It r...

Mon, 01 Apr 2002 00:24:46 +0000

Madhu: Tell me, which is the best leather for maki...

Thu, 21 Mar 2002 22:32:21 +0000

Q: Where do frogs leave their hats and coats? A: ...

Mon, 18 Feb 2002 21:15:05 +0000

Three grannies were walking down the road. They we...

Mon, 14 Jan 2002 07:41:09 +0000

Teacher: Dhiraj, say something beginning with 'I'....

Sat, 12 Jan 2002 11:37:34 +0000

Q: How can you keep a moron busy the whole day? A...

Tue, 18 Dec 2001 08:17:35 +0000

Professor: Who invented the steam engine? Student...

Wed, 12 Dec 2001 23:29:25 +0000

Q: What is black and white, black and white and re...

Sat, 08 Dec 2001 14:18:42 +0000

Teacher: Why are you late for school? Student: Ma...

Sun, 02 Dec 2001 20:25:54 +0000

Ramu: My father wants me to have everything that h...

Fri, 23 Nov 2001 15:13:21 +0000

History Teacher: 'Tell me Rahul, why did King Asho...

Mon, 03 Sep 2001 14:31:08 +0000

The difference between a book and a bore is: you c...

Thu, 16 Aug 2001 07:42:09 +0000

Q: How can you keep a moron busy for half a day? ...

Wed, 11 Jul 2001 06:42:55 +0000

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new teacher...

Thu, 07 Jun 2001 05:51:17 +0000

Q: Do you know what happened to the girl who swall...

Fri, 20 Apr 2001 02:45:19 +0000

Mohit: One day, I will go to the Sun. Sunny: You ...

Sun, 08 Apr 2001 09:37:44 +0000

Nikhil: My dog is very faithful. Akshay: Why do y...

Mon, 26 Mar 2001 05:14:45 +0000

Child: Mother, today I came second in the race. M...

Sat, 10 Mar 2001 04:34:01 +0000

Radhika: I wonder how they can paint such huge aer...

Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:31:46 +0000

The host: 'My friend, you have been eating for the...

Tue, 27 Feb 2001 07:11:34 +0000

Q: What is black and white, black and white, and b...

Mon, 26 Feb 2001 17:16:43 +0000

Physics teacher: 'It was only after an apple fell ...

Sun, 25 Feb 2001 12:10:42 +0000

A father was upset over the low marks his son, Man...

Tue, 20 Feb 2001 14:24:00 +0000

A father had taken his little daughter to the zoo ...

Mon, 05 Feb 2001 08:01:30 +0000

Rahul's mother knit him three socks when he was in...

Tue, 30 Jan 2001 12:50:26 +0000

Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little ...

Mon, 27 Nov 2000 10:15:02 +0000

Q: If your nose runs and your feet smell, do you k...

Sun, 19 Nov 2000 09:52:07 +0000

Q: What would you call a sheep without legs, face ...

Wed, 20 Sep 2000 05:50:15 +0000

Horses have six legs because they have forelegs in...

Tue, 01 Aug 2000 23:50:51 +0000

Q: Why did Santa Singh and Banta Singh smile when ...

Thu, 13 Apr 2000 00:35:00 +0000

Sarita: What is your nationality? Vinay: My mothe...

Sun, 19 Mar 2000 17:51:59 +0000

Once a hunter in the woods lost his dog, so he put...

Sat, 12 Feb 2000 07:51:40 +0000

Q: Why should you give a lighter to the Indian tea...

Fri, 04 Feb 2000 14:55:17 +0000

One day, a helicopter, which was being flown by an...

Mon, 24 Jan 2000 03:57:18 +0000

Q: What did baby corn ask mama corn? A: Where is...

Fri, 21 Jan 2000 11:33:41 +0000

Father to son: Intelligent people don't answer stu...

Fri, 05 Nov 1999 08:15:16 +0000

Pupil: 'Do you think it's right to punish people f...

Sun, 11 Jul 1999 10:44:25 +0000

Q: What room can no one enter? A: A mushroom.

Sun, 16 May 1999 11:27:08 +0000

Teacher: 'Which is closer to India, Nepal or the m...

Wed, 03 Feb 1999 23:23:08 +0000

Teacher: Ravi, what is a cannibal? Ravi: Don't kn...

Sat, 26 Dec 1998 04:09:17 +0000

Q: Name four animals of the cat family. A: 'The f...

Sat, 05 Sep 1998 04:25:08 +0000

What will a moron say if he sees a banana peel lyi...

Mon, 06 Jul 1998 16:22:11 +0000

Teacher: 'What is an octopus?' Pupil: 'An eight-s...

Sun, 21 Jun 1998 00:58:38 +0000

'Johnny,' said the teacher, 'Why don't you wash yo...

Thu, 14 May 1998 21:41:58 +0000

Son: Father can you write with closed eyes? Fathe...

Tue, 02 Sep 1997 05:03:45 +0000

What will a moron say if he sees two banana peels ...

Sat, 23 Aug 1997 18:12:43 +0000

An ant and an elephant were the best of friends. ...

Thu, 16 Jan 1997 17:43:06 +0000

Correct this sentence: 'It was me who broke the wi...

Wed, 18 Dec 1996 18:51:43 +0000

'Anwar, can you name two living things that don't ...

Sat, 16 Nov 1996 02:01:10 +0000