Jokes for Kids

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What is black and white, black and white…

Q: What is black and white, black and white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra.

Teacher: Why are you late for school?

Teacher: Why are you late for school? Student: Ma'am, I was running to school but when I saw the sign -- Go slow, school ahead -- I started walking slowly.

Ramu: My father wants me to have everything…

Ramu: My father wants me to have everything that he did not have when he was small. Peter: And what didn't he have? Ramu: All As in his report card.

History Teacher: “Tell me Rahul, why did…

History Teacher: "Tell me Rahul, why did King Ashoka plant trees on both sides of the road?" Rahul: "Because if he planted them in the middle of the road, there would have been a traffic jam.

The difference between a book and a bore…

The difference between a book and a bore is: you can shut up a book.

How can you keep a moron busy for half…

Q: How can you keep a moron busy for half a day? A: Give him a piece of paper with PTO written on both sides.

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new…

Mother: Son, what do you think of your new teacher? Son: He's okay, but a bit strict. Mother: What do you mean strict? Son: Well, he thinks that words can only be spelt one way.

Do you know what happened to the girl…

Q: Do you know what happened to the girl who swallowed a spoon? A: She couldn't stir.

Mohit: One day, I will go to the Sun….

Mohit: One day, I will go to the Sun. Sunny: You can't go. It is very hot there. Mohit: Stupid, I will go at night, when it cools down!

Nikhil: My dog is very faithful….

Nikhil: My dog is very faithful. Akshay: Why do you say that? Nikhil: He picks the newspaper every morning for us. Akshay: So what is so faithful about that? Nikhil: Well, the newspaper belongs to our neighbours.

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