Jokes for Kids

Join our laughter club. Jokes for kids and children of all ages. Full of clean, funny kids jokes and childish humor suitable for use in a classroom. And send us your contributions..

Child: Mother, today I came second in the…

Child: Mother, today I came second in the race. Mother: Very good. How many children were there? Child: Only two.

Radhika: I wonder how they can paint such…

Radhika: I wonder how they can paint such huge aeroplanes. Mahima: Oh, I know! They take it up into the sky and when it becomes small, they paint it.

The host: “My friend, you have been eating…

The host: "My friend, you have been eating for the past one hour. How much longer are you going to eat?" The guest: "The invitation card mentions that the eating timings are from 1 to 2 pm."

What is black and white, black and white…

Q: What is black and white, black and white, and black and white? A: A penguin rolling down the hill.

Physics teacher: “It was only after an apple…

Physics teacher: "It was only after an apple fell on Newton's head that he discovered gravity. Now children, tell me why is there no gravity on the moon?" One of the students replied: "Simple Ma'am, there are no apple trees on the moon."

A father was upset over the low marks his…

A father was upset over the low marks his son, Manoj, had scored at school. He asked Manoj for an explanation. Manoj: "Well, most of the boys in class get the same marks." Father: "How about Ramesh, who lives three blocks away?"...

A father had taken his little daughter to…

A father had taken his little daughter to the zoo after a long time. At last, they stood before the lion's cage. Suddenly, the daughter asked: "Daddy what bus do I take home if the lion eats you up?"

Rahul’s mother knit him three socks when…

Rahul's mother knit him three socks when he was in the army because he wrote that he had grown another foot.

What did the big firecracker say to the…

Q: What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker? A: "My pop's bigger than your pop."

If your nose runs and your feet smell…

Q: If your nose runs and your feet smell, do you know what is the matter with you? A: You are built upside down.

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