Jokes for Kids

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What would you call a sheep without legs…

Q: What would you call a sheep without legs, face and tail? A: A cloud

Horses have six legs because they have forelegs…

Horses have six legs because they have forelegs in front and two legs behind.

Why did Santa Singh and Banta Singh smile…

Q: Why did Santa Singh and Banta Singh smile when lightening struck? A: Because they thought someone was shooting their pictures.

Sarita: What is your nationality?

Sarita: What is your nationality? Vinay: My mother was born in Iceland and my father in Cuba. Sarita: Then you must be an ice cube!

Once a hunter in the woods lost his dog…

Once a hunter in the woods lost his dog, so he put an ear to a tree and listened to the bark.

Why should you give a lighter to the Indian…

Q: Why should you give a lighter to the Indian team? A: Because they keep losing their matches.

One day, a helicopter, which was being flown…

One day, a helicopter, which was being flown by an experienced pilot, crashed. When he was asked to explain the crash, he replied, "I switched off the fan because I was feeling cold."

What did baby corn ask mama corn?

Q: What did baby corn ask mama corn? A: Where is popcorn?

Father to son: Intelligent people don’t…

Father to son: Intelligent people don't answer stupid questions. They only laugh at them. Son: That's why during exams, I just read the questions and laugh at them.

Pupil: “Do you think it’s right to punish…

Pupil: "Do you think it's right to punish people for things they haven't done?" Teacher: "Why, of course not!" Pupil: "Well, I haven't done my home work."

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