Jokes for Kids

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“Help, Help. My baby’s fallen down the…

"Help, Help. My baby's fallen down the well." "Hold on. Here's a copy of Dr. Spock." "What good's that?" "It tells you how to bring up baby."

Can you name the three most important inventions…

Can you name the three most important inventions that helped man get up in the world? Elevator, escalator and alarm clock!

A worried passenger asked the ship’s captain…

A worried passenger asked the ship's captain: Do ships this size sink often? The captain said: No madam, never more than once.

Gajram: How did you like the parrot I sent…

Gajram: How did you like the parrot I sent you? Sompal: It was delicious. Gajram: You mean you ate it? I paid 500 rupees for that parrot, and it spoke seven different languages! Sompal: Then why didn't it say anything when...

Come on, Surabhi, eat your spinach- it’ll…

Come on, Surabhi, eat your spinach- it'll put colour in your cheeks.But I don't want green cheeks!

Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You…

Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You served me twice as much yesterday. Waitress: Where did you sit yesterday? Customer: By the window. Waitress: Oh, that's why. We do that for advertising purposes - it gives people passing by the impression that...

Patient: Oh, I’m really nervous about my…

Patient: Oh, I'm really nervous about my heart operation. Surgeon: Don't worry, in all my experience as a heart surgeon, only one patient has died. Patient: How many patients have you operated on? Surgeon: You're my second.

Bhawana: My Dad beats me every morning….

Bhawana: My Dad beats me every morning. Rakhi: Oh, no, why does he do that? Bhawana: He gets up at 7 am and I get up at 8 am!

Investigator: “Are you a natural-born citizen…

Investigator: "Are you a natural-born citizen of the United States?"Anxious witness: "No, sir I'm a Caesarean."

Father: When I was your age I could name…

Father: When I was your age I could name all the Prime Ministers we've ever had.Son: Yes, but when you were my age, there had only been about half as many!

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