Jokes for Kids

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What room can no one enter?

Q: What room can no one enter? A: A mushroom.

Teacher: “Which is closer to India, Nepal…

Teacher: "Which is closer to India, Nepal or the moon?" Vivek: " Ma'am, the moon." Teacher: " Really!! How?" Vivek: " Well, you can see the moon from here but you cannot see Nepal!"

Teacher: Ravi, what is a cannibal?

Teacher: Ravi, what is a cannibal? Ravi: Don't know, Ma'am Teacher: Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be? Ravi: An orphan, Ma'am

Name four animals of the cat family….

Q: Name four animals of the cat family. A: "The father, the mother cat and two kittens."

What will a moron say if he sees a banana…

What will a moron say if he sees a banana peel lying on the road? Today I have slip again.

Teacher: “What is an octopus?”…

Teacher: "What is an octopus?" Pupil: "An eight-sided cat."

“Johnny,” said the teacher, “Why don’t…

"Johnny," said the teacher, "Why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning." "What did I have, teacher?" "Eggs." "You're wrong, teacher. That was yesterday."

Son: Father can you write with closed eyes?

Son: Father can you write with closed eyes? Father: Of course, my son! Son: Then please sign my report card

What will a moron say if he sees two banana…

What will a moron say if he sees two banana peels lying on the road?" From where will I get another moron?

An ant and an elephant were the best of friends…

An ant and an elephant were the best of friends. Once they were going for a walk together, when the elephant saw his father coming. As his father did not like his son being friendly with the ant, because of it's small...

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