Jokes for Kids

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Karan: What’s the best way to start the…

Karan: What's the best way to start the day? Parul: Do exercises? Karan: No. Parul: What then? Karan: Wake up!

Guddo: What’s the date?

Guddo: What’s the date?Chotu: I don’t know, look at that newspaper on the chair.Guddo: That’s no use - it’s yesterday’s paper!

Mitra: Why is your dog running around in…

Mitra: Why is your dog running around in circles? Chitra: He's a watchdog. He's winding himself.

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and…

Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school. Bunty: I don't want to go to school. Mum: You must go. Bunty: But I don't want to go. The teachers don't like me, the children don't like me...

Father to son: If I give you two cats and…

Father to son: If I give you two cats and four dogs, how many animals would you have? Son: Nine, dad.Father: How will you get nine?Son: Have you forgotton we already have a turtle, rabbit and a parrot!

Geet: What position do you think I play in…

Geet: What position do you think I play in the football team? Lalit: I don't know.Geet: Left back.Lalit: What- left back in the dressing room?

Husband: This meal’s half cold….

Husband: This meal's half cold. Wife: Well, eat the half that's hot!

What did the boy bat say to the girl bat?

What did the boy bat say to the girl bat? I'm absolutely bats about you!

A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo…

A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo. "Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage. "Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"

Diner: Do you serve lamb?

Diner: Do you serve lamb?Waiter: I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow animals to dine here.

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