Jokes for Kids

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Father: Son you had promised to behave yourself…

Father: Son you had promised to behave yourself at the party, and you haven't, have you?Son: No, father.Father: And I promised to spank you if you didn't behave, so what have you got to say?Son: Well, as I've broken my promise, I won't mind...

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to…

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens." "How did you know that?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked...

Two school children were talking at breaktime…

Two school children were talking at breaktime: Mehul: The clock fell off the wall in class this morning. If it had fallen a moment sooner, it would have hit Miss Pringle on the head. Manoj: That clock was always slow!

Ronit: Do you want to come to a party tonight?

Ronit: Do you want to come to a party tonight? Rajat: I can't. I'm going to see Romeo and Juliet. Ronit: Well, bring them along as well!

What did the math book say to the story book?

What did the math book say to the story book? I have lots of problems!

Manoj: “I always see you with a middle parting…

Manoj: "I always see you with a middle parting in your hair? Can you tell me why?" Mayank: "So that I can keep an even balance while riding my bicycle."

Did you hear about the little boy whose nose…

Did you hear about the little boy whose nose was 11 inches long? He was worried that if it grew any longer, it would turn into a foot.

Karan: What’s the difference between a mouse…

Karan: What's the difference between a mouse and an elephant? Pranav: I don't know, what is the difference? Karan: Well, if you really can't tell, it's time you wore glasses!

Aditi: Polu the painter is in trouble for…

Aditi: Polu the painter is in trouble for signing his name on his work. Nitin: But painters always sign their drawings. Aditi: Drawings, yes, but not the wall of somebody's house!

Patient: I’ve had this bad cough all week…

Patient: I've had this bad cough all week and it still isn't any better! Doctor: Well, keep practicing!

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