Jokes for Kids

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New tenant to landlord: “Do these stairs…

New tenant to landlord: "Do these stairs take you to the third floor?" Landlord: "No, you'll have to walk."

Girl: That cow is a lovely colour….

Girl: That cow is a lovely colour. Farmer: Yes, it's a Jersey. Girl: Oh, I thought it was its skin!

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner but…

A man goes to a restaurant for dinner but he doesn't like the food.Man: Send the chief here. I wish to complain about this disgusting meal.Waiter: I'm afraid you'll have to wait, sir. He's just popped out for his dinner.

Anand: Calculators are a man’s best friend…

Anand: Calculators are a man's best friend. Jay: Why? Anand: You can always count on them!

Neighbour: Do you say your prayers every…

Neighbour: Do you say your prayers every night, Rahul? Rahul: Not every night, sometimes there's nothing I want!

Joan: Daddy, Father Conran says we are here…

Joan: Daddy, Father Conran says we are here to help others. Father: Indeed we are. Joan: Then what are the others here for?

Why did Krishnan give one of the new boys…

Why did Krishnan give one of the new boys next door a black eye. Because they were identical twins and he wanted to be able to tell them apart.

Man in hotel room: I think I’ll take a shower…

Man in hotel room: I think I'll take a shower. Wife: But we've already got one at home!

Arvind: How do you manage to catch fish at…

Arvind: How do you manage to catch fish at night? Tanuj: Easy, I use glow-worms for bait.

Monica: Has your sister had her baby yet?

Monica: Has your sister had her baby yet?Ruchika: Yes, she sent me an e-mail, but she didn't say whether it was a boy or a girl, so I don't know whether I'm an aunt or an uncle!

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