Little Sonia was shouting her prayers:. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf.""No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.
Maya had just got a new telephone connection. But soon after the telephone had been installed, she called the telephone operator with a request. "Can you pull the telephone cord from your side. It's a bit too long at my end."