Jokes for Kids

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“Aren’t you the brave young man who tried…

"Aren't you the brave young man who tried to save my son from drowning when he broke through the ice?" "Yes I am." "Well, what did you do with his mittens?"

Nippy: I was in hot water last night….

Nippy: I was in hot water last night. Annu: It does you good to have a bath occasionally!

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers:. “Please…

Little Sonia was shouting her prayers:. "Please God send me a new doll for my birthday."Her mother, overhearing this, said, "Don't shout dear, God isn't deaf.""No, but Grandad is, and he's in the next room," Sonia replied.

“I have read your essay about your house,”…

"I have read your essay about your house," scowled the professor, "and it's exactly the same as your brother's from last year." "Of course," says the student, "It's the same house."

I stayed on a farm and one day a chicken…

I stayed on a farm and one day a chicken died. So we had roast chicken. The next day a pig died and we had pork chops. The next day the farmer died - so I left.

How did the firefly feel after flying into…

How did the firefly feel after flying into the fan? He felt de-lighted!

Rina: How many children have you got?

Rina: How many children have you got?Ameena: Two boys and a girl.Rina: That's three altogether. Ameena: No - one at a time!

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in the daytime…

Teacher: If we breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night? Pupil: Nitrogen?

Maya had just got a new telephone connection…

Maya had just got a new telephone connection. But soon after the telephone had been installed, she called the telephone operator with a request. "Can you pull the telephone cord from your side. It's a bit too long at my end."

Father to six year old son: A big boy like…

Father to six year old son: A big boy like you shouldn't be afraid of the dark!Son: That's easy for you to say...you've got mum to look after you!

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