Mum: Come on, Bunty, eat your breakfast and get off to school.
Bunty: I don't want to go to school.
Mum: You must go.
Bunty: But I don't want to go. The teachers don't like me, the children don't like me - even the caretaker doesn't like me.
Mum: That may be so, but you still have to go.
Bunty: Why?
Mum: Because you're the headmaster!

More Jokes

Source: https://www.pitara.com/fun-stuff-for-kids/jokes-for-kids/mum-come-on-bunty-eat-your-breakfast-and/

Pitara Baby Name Finder
Now you can search through thousands of baby names with advanced filters;Save your favorite names and organize them into personalized shortlists; Invite family and friends to collaborate on your baby name shortlists


Pitara literally means 'a chest full of surprises'. For over 25 years (this website was started in 1998) we have been publishing original multi-cultural, multi-lingual and inclusive content to help kids explore, discover, learn, play, enjoy... All our content is copyright protected. If you wish to license our content please ask us — some of the world's leading publishers regularly license our stories, poems, science features, folktales and more...

© 1998 – 2026 Impellio Media Company