Teacher: 'All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up.'
All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: 'Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?'
Sharanya: 'Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school.'

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